#WomanNeedsManLikeFishNeedsBicycle
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #WomanNeedsManLikeFishNeedsBicycle from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 12:16 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 12:16 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #womanneedsmanlikefishneedsbicycle.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 12:16 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 36 public posts (spanning ~21789 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (27)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
nothing here dissuades me from my master plan come da glorious revolution, that henceforth all male babies shall be groinally denuded at birth, & shall only be permitted their bits returned to them decades later, if they pass a good charact
Droppie [infosec] 🐨 :kde: :linux: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@MsDropbear42@infosec.space♥ 1↻ 22026-11-03 04:45 UTCView post →https://www.smh.com.au/politics/greens-deputy-leader-steph-hodgkins-may-confronts-one-of-her-commentators-20261029-p619qg.html?ref=rss dunno if that is paywalled, hope peeps can see it... more of the baked-in deep misogyny many / some males
Droppie [infosec] 🐨 :kde: :linux: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@MsDropbear42@infosec.space♥ 0↻ 12026-10-29 04:11 UTCView post →jfc 😡🖕 https://www.dw.com/en/a-bad-omen-syria-bans-women-from-university-courses/a-79769348?maca=en-rss-en-top-1022-rdf why are so many males so utterly fucked in the head? #misogyny #sexism #FuckRWNJs #FuckThePatriarchy #FuckMisogynists
Droppie [infosec] 🐨 :kde: :linux: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@MsDropbear42@infosec.space♥ 0↻ 02026-10-27 05:21 UTCView post →
#womanneedsmanlikefishneedsbicycle across platforms
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