#whatcouldpossiblygowrong
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatcouldpossiblygowrong from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:51 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whatcouldpossiblygowrong.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~9775 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (26) · German (6) · French (2) · Dutch (2) · Slovak (1) · Norwegian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
Die natürlich total "fehlerfreie" "KI" der goldenen Hochleistungsdemokratie-Weltmeister-Sonderpolitikzonen-Zukunft entscheidet dann übrigens auch über eure Krankheitsversorgung. #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong Blöd nur, dass in der Minderleistung
"Visa Plugs Its Payment Network Into ChatGPT" JESUS MARIA UND JOSEF UND ALLE DREIZEHN NOTHELFER #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
I literally cannot think of a single thing that could possibly go wrong with this. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/11/albania-diella-ai-minister-public-procurement #AI #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong #TheLunaticsHaveTakenOverTheAsylum
#whatcouldpossiblygowrong across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #whatcouldpossiblygowrong straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatcouldpossiblygowrong