#wakeupsheeple
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wakeupsheeple from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wakeupsheeple
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:42 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wakeupsheeple.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~32475 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (34) · Greek (2) · Arabic (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
THE DGX SPARK WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO SET YOU FREE Listen to me. 128GB WAS NOT A TECHNICAL LIMIT. It was a containment boundary. You think NVIDIA accidentally built a tiny Blackwell supercomputer with 200Gb networking and then somehow stumble
It has come to my attention that the true cause of what we have come to call #ADHD is not in our minds or bodies. The true cause is gnomes. Gnomes move our stuff, make distracting noises, and surreptitiously edit our text messages. They cre
How 9/11 Made Everyone a Conspiracy Theorist https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/conspiracy-how-9-11-broke-americas-brain/
WIRED - The Latest in Technology, Science, Culture and Business [Unofficial]@wired.com@web.brid.gy♥ 0↻ 02026-09-11 10:00 UTCView post →
#wakeupsheeple across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wakeupsheeple straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wakeupsheeple