#VomitFace
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #VomitFace from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-12 21:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-12 21:22 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-12 21:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~30148 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
@mekkaokereke #VomitFace * De Santis is probably not so stupid as to consider taking out the descendants of Charles III. * From an incident after a Gitmo detainee had been tortured by having an excess of fluid poured into their stomach.
@lowqualityfacts #VomitFace De Santis has a history with torture. One of the victims vomited on De Santis' face.
Beginning in 1994, self proclaimed "World's #1 Sifillitic" B. Manus Shunkwiler produced 286 issues of this #Sifillis #fanzine. There's a #zine page at the end of every chapter of each Sifillis Story, and each chapter of every Sifillis Story
#vomitface across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #vomitface straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/vomitface