#thisiscarymastan
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #thisiscarymastan from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #thisiscarymastan
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-13 14:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-13 14:24 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thisiscarymastan.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-13 14:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~17972 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
@Pinchy63 Nah man, She ain't even ON mastodon. Her obsession with me started while I still had a twitter account, and she just comes to creep multiple times a day. 🤷🏾♀️ I sincerely WISH it was solvable with a block, but she literally sen
I look forward to presenting my evidence. Nazi cunt. (You should appreciate that I finally spelled your name correctly, no? *EDIT: Your actual name, not "Nazi cunt.") #ThisIsCarymastan
Huh. Apparently, mega-Carymafan Kevin Goudreau (of the chest Hakenkreuz tattoo fame) is sitting in jail. AGAIN. I wonder which unhinged rant sent him there this time. #ThisIsCarymastan
#thisiscarymastan across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thisiscarymastan straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thisiscarymastan