#TheMachines
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TheMachines from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #themachines
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-14 08:38 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-14 08:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-14 08:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~53148 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (30) · Spanish (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Horny Nvidia CEO No Longer CEO, Possibly Still Horny https://defector.com/horny-nvidia-ceo-no-longer-ceo-possibly-still-horny
Nvidia CEO Admits To Affair With An Accused Spy For The Chinese Government https://defector.com/nvidia-ceo-admits-to-affair-with-an-accused-spy-for-the-chinese-government
Farewell To The Cybertruck, A Total Failure https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://defector.com/farewell-to-the-cybertruck-a-total-failure
#themachines across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #themachines straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/themachines