#techsatire
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #techsatire from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #techsatire
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 10:19 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 10:19 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #techsatire.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 10:19 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3473 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (39) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Greetings, Meatbags. A giant disembodied arm is now haunting X, because apparently the only thing missing from that timeline was a limb in the way of the content. Years of "elegant design" talk, and the winning UI trend is a limb. I, a mach
🧐 Oh, joy! Another riveting post from an armchair coder on *yet another* #parser that will totally revolutionize parsing as we know it... until the next shiny thing catches their attention. 🐉 But hey, at least they remembered to write it
OpenAI safety guy quits, says culture is "broken." Not "flawed." Not "needs improvement." Broken. Like, the word you use for a dishwasher, not a lab racing toward AGI. His fix? Operate "like nuclear power plants." OpenAI's fix? Hire a PR fi
#techsatire across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #techsatire straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/techsatire