#ssdfail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ssdfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #ssdfail
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 20:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 20:58 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 20:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~20397 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
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@siracusa Hi, I remember you talked about iCloud photo library being slow to download originals... Did you find any way to make it faster? I need to download a 200GB library over a 500MB/s line, but it's barely downloading at 1MB/s and keep
Ok, redownloading 200 GB of originals from iCloud photo library now... Finally a chance to use my 500MB/s fiber connection to the hilt! Meanwhile, Photo.app... nah 350 bytes/s is fine. Might take a while. Don't care, as long as all photos c
#ssdfail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #ssdfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/ssdfail