#slopmachines
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slopmachines from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #slopmachines
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 09:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 09:52 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #slopmachines.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 09:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~7681 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00
Languages: English (21) · Polish (1) · German (1) · Portuguese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 6.5
Top of the latest posts
Please stop posting about how you're running a slop machine on local hardware under the privacy hashtag! The technology is built on massive privacy violations, no matter where it's running! If someone claims that running their slop machine
With #slopmachines being accepted for contributions to the #Linux kernel and #Debian, it is only a matter of time before computers are no longer useful. We had a brief shining moment in the Sun. You should know that Linux pretty much runs t
@ldottxt A commendable, principled stand. I hope you find new work soon. Since what AI produces is often called “slop,” I propose renaming AI to “slop machines.” It sounds very like “slot machines,” and has a similar probability of paying o
#slopmachines across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slopmachines straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slopmachines