#randomshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #randomshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #randomshit
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:39 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:39 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 19:39 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4204 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (21) · German (17)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
"Suppose you have a customer for a toaster. What would you say? You should say 'I'm sorry. We don't sell Cylons here.'" #RandomShit #toaster #Cylons
Your Autistic Life :PanPride: :madjoy:@yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com♥ 0↻ 02026-11-08 00:36 UTCView post →"A whole bottle of tornado sauce, right up the nose!" #RandomShit #nose #TomatoSauce
Your Autistic Life :PanPride: :madjoy:@yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com♥ 0↻ 02026-10-30 23:52 UTCView post →"Hello, monkey breath." #RandomShit
Your Autistic Life :PanPride: :madjoy:@yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com♥ 0↻ 02026-10-19 00:38 UTCView post →
#randomshit across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #randomshit straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/randomshit