#nottoday

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nottoday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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3
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.4
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-14 14:12 UTC
1
11-08
1
11-09
0
11-10
1
11-11
0
11-12
0
11-13
0
11-14

3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-14 14:12 UTC
#NotTodayBoss
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaypls
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaykryptonite
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaynancy
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaymotherfucker
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodayprick
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#NotTodayKaren
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaykevin
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaykmccarthy
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodaytwinstower
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodayjunior
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#nottodayflu
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-14 14:12 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7989 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (29) · Spanish (4) · French (2) · Portuguese (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • Coworker texted askin me to cover their shift tonight. Its still off days for my bday. I said sorry Ive got plans. Didnt say that my plans were to not go to work.. 😛 #WorkLife #NotToday

    Asheville Charlie@avlcharlie♥ 15↻ 12026-07-14 18:46 UTCView post →

  • Admittedly, very relatable indeed #tolstoj #tolstoy #literature #NotToday #MentalHealth #SelfCare #humour

    Stuff I found@stuffifound@pixelfed.social♥ 1↻ 12026-09-06 07:20 UTCView post →

  • Scopri il testo della canzone “Not Today” di BTS #Bts #NotToday https://daletra.online/bts/testi/not-today.html

    DaLetra@daletraita@flipboard.social♥ 0↻ 02026-11-11 21:25 UTCView post →

#nottoday across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #nottoday straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nottoday