#mouthbreathers
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #mouthbreathers from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #mouthbreathers
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-11 10:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-11 10:24 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-11 10:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~25340 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
@flexghost Invading #Greenland would end the #unitedstates. The #economic and #political #fallout would, besides altering the world order permanently, would completely crush us. It boggles my mind that there are literal #mouthbreathers in t
#FlagShaggers #MouthBreathers
@SesameSquirrel Oh, could be mom or dad? #MouthBreathers To be honest I have this running on the teevee and probably wouldn't notice this. #BaroqueSun
What “mouthbreathers” means
Wiktionarymouthbreathers
- nounA person who routinely inhales and exhales through the mouth, instead of through the nose.
#mouthbreathers across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #mouthbreathers straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/mouthbreathers