#middleagesucks
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #middleagesucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-14 22:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-14 22:34 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #middleagesucks.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-14 22:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~25267 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
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Top of the latest posts
The least pleasant surprise of the evening is how unforgiving the metal plate attached to the front row barrier would be. My feet hurt SO. BAD. I did okay getting to the car, partly because I had to and partly because I hadn’t sat down yet,
My A1C crept up to 5.7, so apparently that means a new chapter of culinary austerity begins. #MiddleAgeSucks
@JamminJerry Yeah, get a good one too. Don't skimp. I'd be dead without mine. I've taken to using it a lot more this year and I'm glad for it. I didn't use them as much as Ishould have for a long while but now I need that shit. #MiddleAgeSu
#middleagesucks across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #middleagesucks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/middleagesucks