#Lapdogs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Lapdogs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 05:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 05:53 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #lapdogs.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 05:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~23590 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (15) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Normally while I’m up in the wee hours watching the #WomensWorldCup I’m alone. But my wife and daughter joined me to watch the USWNT. This meant I also got to have Earl on my lap. #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #Cute #LapDogs
This is Earl. Every night when I’m done working and sit down to watch shows with my wife, he grabs a bone or two and a couple of toys and climbs up on my lap. I like him. He likes me. We’re friends. #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #SelfCare #Lap
I'll have some more #animations done this weekend. But until then, have some good girls. #dogs #DogsOfFedi #dogsofmastodon definitely #LapDogs #labrador #malinois
What “lapdogs” means
Wiktionary · Wikipedialapdogs
- nounA small toy dog, kept as household pet, whose light weight and companionable temperament make it both suited and disposed to spend time resting in the comfort of its master's lap; a dog bred to behave in this manner.
A lap dog or lapdog is a dog that is both small enough to be held in the arms or lie comfortably on a person's lap and temperamentally predisposed to doing so. Lapdog is not a specific breed, but a generic term for a type of dog that is small in size and friendly toward humans.
“Lap dog” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#lapdogs across platforms
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