#languagepolice
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #languagepolice from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #languagepolice
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 15:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 15:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 15:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~50503 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (14)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
"This is a confession. I love daytime TV. I smoke, even though I officially gave up years ago. I’m often late, and usually lie about why. And sometimes I feel good when others feel bad. "The Japanese have a saying: “The misfortunes of other
Asking people to calm down protects privilege – and silences people who are hurting. Tone policing: https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/tone-policing-and-privilege/ #emotionality #frustration #discomfort #tonePolicing #RobotHugs #languageP
> “For a program that’s been around since 2013, it was shocking that you’d come > across its cancellation, effectively, in the corner of the bowels of a subpage of the internet.” TWEEET! Doubly-mixed metaphor; 10-yard penalty. Repeat first
#languagepolice across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #languagepolice straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/languagepolice