#kitchenfails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #kitchenfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-13 07:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-13 07:11 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #kitchenfails.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-13 07:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~33578 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (11) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
ᶠᵒˡᵏˢ ᵍʳᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵘᵐᵒⁿᵍᵒᵘˢ ᵍᵃʳˡⁱᶜ ᵒⁿ ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵍʳᵃᵗᵉʳˢ 😂🤣 ᵂᵀᶠ? #ᴸᴹᶠᴬᴼ #ᴳᵃʳˡⁱᶜ #ᵀⁱⁿʸᴳʳᵃᵗᵉʳˢ #ᴷⁱᵗᶜʰᵉⁿᶠᵃⁱˡˢ
Hosting tip: smile, feed them, and pretend the turkey wasn’t an accident. #ThanksgivingCooking #ChefBobbyCooks #FoodHumour #HomeCooking #KitchenFails
If the smoke alarm goes off, dinner’s nearly done. #CookingHumour #ChefBobbyCooks #KitchenFails #HomeCook #FoodieLife
#kitchenfails across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #kitchenfails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kitchenfails