#impatience
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #impatience from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:42 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~29566 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00
Languages: English (32) · French (7)
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Top of the latest posts
@simontatham This from Larry Wall (of Perl fame) seems relevant... The Three Virtues [Paraphrased] 1) #Laziness - The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. 2) #Impatience - Because you are impatient
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The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. -- Larry Wall (Perl "Camel" Book) ⬆ #Wisdom #Quotes #LarryWall #Laziness #Impatience #Hubris #Perl #Programming ⬇ #Photography #Panorama #Palms #Florida
What “impatience” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediaimpatience/ɪmˈpeɪʃəns/
- nounThe quality of being impatient; lacking patience; restlessness and intolerance of delays; anxiety and eagerness, especially to begin something.
Patience, or forbearance, is the ability to endure difficult or undesired long-term circumstances. Patience involves resilience or tolerance in the face of delay, provocation, or stress without responding negatively, such as reacting with disrespect or anger. Patience is also used to refer to the character trait of being disciplined and steadfast. Antonyms of patience include impatience, hastiness, and impetuousness.
“Patience” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#impatience across platforms
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