#hysterics
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hysterics from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #hysterics
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~39100 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6) · Ukrainian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Perfectly normal comments from Dean Ball, OpenAI's Head of Strategic Futures. "One probable outcome of an open-weight-model-dominant world is full AI communism, which is precisely what China proposes: rather than a market product, AI is a "
All the #hysterics over #ballot #dropBoxes are absurd and unwarranted. Abundant empirical evidence proves they are a #safe and #efficient way for #Americans to #vote. If some no-gooder jams a fistful of #fraudulent #ballots into the box, it
A quotation from Kelly Greenwood The one requirement for a really satisfying fit of hysterics is a sympathetic audience.Kerry Greenwood (b. 1954) Australian author and lawyer Phryne Fisher No. 13, The Castlemaine Murders, ch. 2 (2003) More
What “hysterics” means
Wiktionary#hysterics across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #hysterics straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hysterics