#hoser

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hoser from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

hashtag.org network · sponsored

Own #hoser

This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.

$1,129.43/ year · 5-character #name
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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
25
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 25
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 25
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:52 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:52 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 04:52 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~32809 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

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Languages: English (20)

Avg boosts / post: 1.2

Top of the latest posts

  • @molly0xfff Truth. "Let's look at Musk's bag of stolen silverware" 👺 🚨 Billionaire Press "Look, Musk has invented a bag filled with silver" 🎇 🎆 #musk #bag #hoser #thief #stolen

    Kevin Russell@kevinrns@mstdn.social♥ 1↻ 32025-10-28 21:57 UTCView post →
  • hoser #kamloops #train #graffiti #art #hoser

    The Graffiti Express@thegraffitiexpress@mstdn.social♥ 0↻ 02026-09-07 22:00 UTCView post →
  • #strongbeer #hoser

    Jon Pero :canada:@jonpero@mstdn.ca♥ 0↻ 12026-07-10 22:28 UTCView post →

What “hoser” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

hoser

  • nounOne who operates a hose, e.g. a fire hose or a garden hose.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

Hoser or hose-head is a slang term originating in Canada that is used to reference or imitate Canadians.

“Hoser” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#hoser across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #hoser straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/hoser