#godhelpme

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #godhelpme from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
10
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 10
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 10
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-14 06:22 UTC
0
11-08
0
11-09
0
11-10
0
11-11
0
11-12
0
11-13
0
11-14

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-14 06:22 UTC
#godhelpmenow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#godhelpmeifsheevergetssickofme
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#godhelpme99
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-14 06:22 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~65185 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (9)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • There is literally no talking with intolerant people is there? #godhelpme

    Stevie Oberg@stevieoberg♥ 1↻ 02023-09-15 14:39 UTCView post →

  • My current diocese has a local ordination process for people discerning ordination calls. I got a request from the Dean of the program to take on an intern. I did this when I was in MD, I enjoy the process and helping people with the whole

    ReverendRef@reverendref@episcodon.net♥ 0↻ 02026-05-15 17:44 UTCView post →

  • on my hands and knees begging my fever to actually break this time so i can draw more without the brainfog. please. i wanna draw cute lil furries #god-help-me #i-found-a-new-style-i-really-like-but-i-can't-do-SHIT-if-i-can't-focus

    kainamite@kainamite@app.wafrn.net♥ 0↻ 02025-09-05 01:06 UTCView post →

#godhelpme across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #godhelpme straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/godhelpme