#fuckyourcar
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckyourcar from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 06:19 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 06:19 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 06:19 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~21029 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Fuck your car. #FuckYourCar
If I had a directional EMP device, that fancy EV going BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! out in the courtyard, rattling our windows, would now just be so much scrap. Bonus, insurance doesn't usually cover EMP on electric vehicles. 😜 #FuckYourCar
@jessta Whenever I have to make my way around a vehicle blocking my way by asshole parking, if I happen to be smoking a cigarette, I'll stub it out on the windshield wiper blades, and pin the butt under. I also bend sideview mirrors back. T
#fuckyourcar across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckyourcar straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckyourcar