#fnord
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fnord from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fnord
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:10 UTC5 uses by 5 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1584 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: German (16) · Spanish (14) · English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
@mdc @onan Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog #friday #fnord :cnsp: 🌭
Superb gift from Mom for MI DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS! :cnsp: ✌🏼 Then told me she got it when that trip to London. LOVE IT! I can imagine My Clever Mamma thinking: MMM... TAROT + TATOOS? and looking kinda ILLUMINATI ? OK PERFECT FOR HIM :jrbd: IN
I swear the backend behind the canon pro support site for registering your products and requesting repairs is secretly a bunch of Flintstones birds pecking stone tablets with their beaks and then looking up and saying "I wish serial numbers
What “fnord” means
WikipediaFnord is a word coined in 1965 by Kerry Thornley and Greg Hill in the Discordian religious text Principia Discordia. It entered into popular culture after appearing in The Illuminatus! Trilogy (1975) of novels written by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. Here, the interjection fnord is given hypnotic power over the unenlightened, and children in grade school are taught to be unable to see the word consciously. For the rest of their lives, every appearance of the word subconsciously generates
“Fnord” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fnord across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fnord straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fnord