#firstworldproblems

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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6
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0.1/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 01:29 UTC
1
11-03
0
11-04
2
11-05
0
11-06
2
11-07
1
11-08
0
11-09

6 uses by 6 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 01:29 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #firstworldproblems.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 01:29 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~699 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (27) · German (7) · Lithuanian (2) · Finnish (1) · Spanish (1) · Dutch (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Wenn zwei Dinge zeitgleich passieren. 1. Home Assistant updated nicht, weil GitHub etwas geändert hat und damit der Download abbricht. Supervisor update also abwarten.😫 2. Zertifikat abgelaufen, Letsencrypt lädt es, aber HA wird dann nicht

    Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)@beandev@social.tchncs.de♥ 5↻ 22026-10-24 09:05 UTCView post →

  • Because I was smart enough not to install iOS >18 on my phone, and whatever MacOS came after Seqouia on my desktop, I keep forgetting how bad liquid ass is. For those following at home I /did/ install it on my iPad hoping that window manage

    Tom Dullemond@Cacotopos@aus.social♥ 1↻ 02026-10-26 01:22 UTCView post →

  • Damn you, PHP! I was going to order my Christmas lunch today, but looks like the booking site is out! ARGH! #firstworldproblems

    Michael Horne@recantha@mastodon.social♥ 1↻ 02026-10-22 10:07 UTCView post →

#firstworldproblems across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #firstworldproblems straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldproblems