#firstworldproblem
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldproblem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #firstworldproblem
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 01:36 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 01:36 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #firstworldproblem.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 01:36 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5018 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (35) · French (3) · Italian (1) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
I really want a simple way to block all hypebots. They should all be opt-in. I have enough followers that I love to share things with, in my own quirky way and they (my followers) know how to take my posts. Hypebots bring reply guys and fun
@jimbob A good entry for this week's #firstworldproblem competition 😆
Bien #FirstWorldProblem : je dois sortir et il va falloir retrouver les gants de quand il fait pas trop chaud
#firstworldproblem across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #firstworldproblem straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldproblem