#fatasses
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fatasses from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:44 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:44 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 08:44 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~0.3 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 2
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Top of the latest posts
if you're skinny with a #Fat #Ass, you're a #Fatass rather than an #Asslet but you're on thin ice with the rest of us #Fatasses
don't worry my #Buttless fat friends, you can't be an #Asslet if you're fat. even if you have #NoAss you still get to count yourself among the hallowed ranks of the #Fatasses
there's two kinds of people in this world: #Fatasses and #Asslets, and as a #Fatass it is my right to receive deference from every #Asslet I meet
What “fatasses” means
WikipediaA Fat Ass or fatass is a type of informal ultramarathon running event which started in the San Francisco Bay Area in the late 1970s. Typically organized as a low-key grassroots race that is 25 km (16 mi) or longer, the Fat Ass is usually free to enter.
“Fat Ass” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fatasses across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fatasses straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fatasses