#existentialcrises
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #existentialcrises from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:31 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #existentialcrises.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~31513 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
And maybe everything is a distraction. Maybe life is just one big distraction from the reality that we will all die someday. But before #covid, I had hope that life could be more than that. Before the #pandemic, I felt like I could see a hy
🤦♂️ Ah yes, an epic tale of Wikipedia drama over an obscure programming language that nobody asked for, told in a riveting 9,238-word saga. 🎉 Watch in awe as the author turns morning rituals into a grand odyssey of existential crises and
📰 Ah, the Idler Magazine: where the art of doing nothing finally gets the spotlight it deserves. 🌿✨ Dive into profound wisdom like "How to Read Homer" for when you're too busy *not* reading Homer. 🤷♂️ In between your existential crises
#existentialcrises across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #existentialcrises straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/existentialcrises