#emptynest
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #emptynest from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 04:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 04:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 04:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~17737 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (28) · Dutch (5) · Spanish (4) · Finnish (1) · Norwegian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
My wife just poured brandy on her banana and set it all on fire. That’s normal and healthy, right? Guys? Most spouses do this? #emptynest #thatsnormal
Mike 🇨🇦 NuanceRhymesWithOrange@NuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social♥ 5↻ 02025-09-08 00:05 UTCView post →Drove our kid & his partner to the airport for a flight across the states. Almost a full year of #emptynest - and three years since the oldest moved out. It's great for them, the kids are doing well. I pretty much hate it. I do great and ha
I hoard memes until I have a REALLY good 2-3 dozen and then dump them on my 25-year-old son all at once. Usually right before bed. Listen - just because he lives 1,000 miles away doesn’t mean I can’t still fuck with him. It’s called good pa
#emptynest across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #emptynest straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/emptynest