#dachshundproblems

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dachshundproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:41 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:41 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #dachshundproblems.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 13:41 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~583 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 2.8

Top of the latest posts

  • No hooman. I am not getting out of this warm bed to go out to the nasty cold! Look into my eyes! #notmoving #dachshund #doxie #dachshundproblems #winter #SausageDog #doxiemindcontrol

    longdoglover@longdoglover@mstdn.ca♥ 1↻ 112022-12-02 18:58 UTCView post →

  • @Mattsdottir but dinner time is all time! Hooman must learn this! #dachshundproblems #doxie #dachshund #dogs

    longdoglover@longdoglover@mstdn.ca♥ 0↻ 02022-12-19 12:03 UTCView post →

  • Hooman LEFT us to do the shopping. We shall not let hooman out of sight again!! #dachshund #dachshundproblems #doxieposse #joandlu #sillyhuman

    longdoglover@longdoglover@mstdn.ca♥ 0↻ 22022-11-29 22:54 UTCView post →

#dachshundproblems across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #dachshundproblems straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/dachshundproblems