#CremeEggs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #CremeEggs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cremeeggs
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 15:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 15:02 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 15:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~30282 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (19)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
a suggestion for @TheBreadmonkey's new #Introduction "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many faux leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" follow me for:
@the_etrain Human centipedes assemble. "United we stand, divided we fall" "human centipede salesman : *slaps roof of human centipede* this bad boy can fit so many creme eggs in it." #cremeEggs @TheBreadmonkey
#LordBethnall #CremeEggs #UK #Dominos
#cremeeggs across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cremeeggs straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cremeeggs