#couch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #couch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #couch
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 22:02 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 22:02 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 22:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2557 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (26) · German (10) · Italian (3) · Czech (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Baked Couch Potato #inktober #lounge #draw #drawing #drawevetyday #dailydrawing #dailysketch #sketch #sketchbook #art #mastoart #FediArt #artwork #comic #cartoon #potato #couch #weed #stoned #baked #fun #silly #digitalink #digitalinkillustr
Do you have a comfy couch or comfy chair & ottoman where you can lay comfortably on horizontally? Not just a comfy sitting chair to sit in. Not including your bed. #Poll #Couch #Chair #Ottoman #Footstool #Comfy #Comfortable #Relaxation #Nap
Performer S97 🍰 https://cake.ski/video/97?ref=mastodon #NSFW #Porn #BigTits #Blonde #Couch #Couple
What “couch” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediacouch/kaʊtʃ/
- nounCouch grass, a species of persistent grass, Elymus repens, usually considered a weed.
A couch, also known as a sofa, settee, chesterfield, or davenport, is a cushioned piece of furniture that can seat multiple people. It is commonly found in the form of a bench with upholstered armrests and is often fitted with springs and tailored cushion and pillows. Although a couch is used primarily for seating, it may be used for sleeping. In homes, couches are normally put in the family room, living room, den, or lounge. They are sometimes also found in non-residential settings such as hote
“Couch” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#couch across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #couch straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/couch