#coffeejokes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #coffeejokes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #coffeejokes
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 03:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 03:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #coffeejokes.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 03:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~29062 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4) · Chinese (China) (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
What’s a coffee’s favorite spell? Espresso Patronum. Why did the barista quit? Because it was too much of a grind. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso. #coffeejokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives
💖☕ I love you a latte! Ob zum Valentinstag, Jahrestag oder einfach zwischendurch – kleine Gesten machen den Alltag besonders. Dieser gravierte Schiefer-Untersetzer vereint Kaffee-Liebe mit Wortwitz und ist das perfekte Geschenk für deine L
Person 1: I'll have a cappuccino. Person 2: I'll have a cappuccino as well. Person 3: Waiter, bring a pot of ccino and three cups. #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #coffeejokes
#coffeejokes across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #coffeejokes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/coffeejokes