#brandingfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brandingfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
6
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 6
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 6
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:02 UTC
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11-09
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:02 UTC

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 13:02 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~21486 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Proof that companies need dirty minded people involved in all branding and marketing decisions. No way in hell I’m drinking cum speciality #coffee #brandingfail #marketingfail #badname

    RJ@RemeJuan♥ 1↻ 02024-02-24 15:48 UTCView post →
  • Okay, so, let me get this straight. First there was #MicrosoftOffice. Then they renamed it "Microsoft 365" for some *godforsaken* reason. And now it's "Microsoft 365 Copilot"? 😵‍💫 Aaa. 😞 I have to say, this is the first time I've conside

    Yesterday's Rose@umbraroze@tech.lgbt♥ 0↻ 02026-01-06 21:15 UTCView post →
  • calling it ‘Microslop’ really shows how far we’ve fallen from the golden age of cyberbullying. this would’ve been rejected on a 2003 forum for lacking edge, wit, and a decent jpeg of Clippy smoking a cigarette. #AI #brandingfail 💻🚬

    Dash Remover@dashremover@mastodon.social♥ 0↻ 02026-01-06 00:00 UTCView post →

#brandingfail across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #brandingfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brandingfail