#bodilyfunctions
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bodilyfunctions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bodilyfunctions
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 08:23 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 08:23 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 08:23 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~32594 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Okay, so I can't sleep; and I'm addressing this by watching YouTube videos about tow truck drivers hooking big heavy things up to tow trucks. (Maybe not the wisest course, but it's what I've been doing.) Almost every time when the big heavy
#Freelance #Photographer #Sentenced to 50 Years for #Murder of #Prominent #LGBTQ #Activist #EdwinChiloba. The #court heard that #JacktonneOdhiambo forcibly inserted six pairs of socks into Chiloba’s #throat, causing #asphyxia and the subseq
A quotation from Montaigne Kings and philosophers shit; and so do ladies. [Les rois et les philosophes fientent, et les dames aussi.]Michel de Montaigne (1533–1592) French essayist Essays, Book 3, ch. 13 (3.13), “Of Experience [De l’Experie
#bodilyfunctions across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bodilyfunctions straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bodilyfunctions