#blatantlies
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #blatantlies from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-15 05:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-15 05:02 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-15 05:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 9 public posts (spanning ~74263 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (9)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Well, apparently I can't just go and post feet and pussy pics... When they're not mine #Feet #Pussy #CatsOfMastodon #BlatantLies
Earlier had to hurriedly tell my son not to come in the room because we were 'wrapping a present' when mummy and daddy were having an intimate moment. So now I have to buy a present and wrap it up to make the cover story realistic because o
@i0null @rdm Speaking as a #BusinessAnalyst I’m not bitter (much) about that aspect of documentation. Honest #BlatantLies #Sarcasm #PossiblyWeaponsGradeSarcasm
#blatantlies across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #blatantlies straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/blatantlies