#bertie
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #bertie from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #bertie
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 18:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 18:40 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #bertie.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 18:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 38 public posts (spanning ~36682 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (30) · Dutch (4) · German (2) · Japanese (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Tuesday. #Bertie is progressing well with his eating. He really enjoyed some homemade hash brown the other day (the shop-bought stuff is far too salty). He's also been quite partial to the mango, which was an acquired taste, but we've perse
Thursday. Poor #Bertie has had an infection lately. He's really struggling to keep food down and with a very sore bottom. still, before the nappy comes off he does enjoy throwing the packet of wipes off his changing mat... Content warning f
For those of you who have been enjoying the #Bertie photos, here's a selection of him today playing in a ball pit, excited with a balloon and intrigued by some fish.
#bertie across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #bertie straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/bertie