#BadumTssss
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #BadumTssss from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-12 08:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-12 08:03 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-12 08:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~37096 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (8) · German (7) · Spanish (3) · French (2) · Czech (1) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
I just thought of a joke all by myself that I'm almost pathetically proud of... Why doesn't David Attenborough do the hoovering? Because nature abhors a vacuum... #BadumTssss #BadJokes #DadJokes (I'm sure someone else has come up with this
Por qué en Mastodon hay un ambiente de mayor familiaridad que en Twitter? Porque aquí todo el mundo se tootea #badumtssss
A lot of people ask me if the Astronudes are aliens. I get the confusion. Here’s me addressing the “all(ien)gations” #badumtssss RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:az6hyujriynrk6riqhmh4tnk/post/3mzbdl7n45j24
Diary of the Astronudes@astronudescomic.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy♥ 0↻ 22026-11-01 21:39 UTCView post →
#badumtssss across platforms
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