#assholes

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #assholes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-09 03:41 UTC
0
11-03
0
11-04
0
11-05
0
11-06
0
11-07
0
11-08
1
11-09

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-09 03:41 UTC
#assholesonbikes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#gaping_assholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#CatsAreAssholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesphere
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#DouchebagsAndAssholesToast
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#humans_are_kind_of_assholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#GaslightingAssholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesequestria
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesinhistory
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholeshaming
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesofthefediverse
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#assholesareassholes
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-09 03:41 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1656 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (39)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • > Epic Games Discovers That It Doesn’t Like AI When People Use It to Rip Off Its Own Products https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/epic-games-suddenly-anti-ai-hurt Epic Games: It's OK when WE use #AISlop. When others use it in ways

    A. Rivera@bloodravenlib@mas.to♥ 1↻ 02026-10-28 17:47 UTCView post →

  • The Blue Jays Have An Asshole, And His Name Is Anthony Santander https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://defector.com/the-blue-jays-have-an-asshole-and-his-name-is-anthony-santander

    Homepage | Defector [Unofficial]@defector.com@web.brid.gy♥ 0↻ 02026-11-08 14:21 UTCView post →

  • Another reason to have "dumb" appliances like refrigerators. > Supermarket fridges in Sweden, Ireland overheat amid suspected cyberattacks https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/2/freezers-in-sweden-belgium-overheat-following-possible-cyber

    A. Rivera@bloodravenlib@mas.to♥ 0↻ 12026-11-02 13:25 UTCView post →

What “assholes” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

assholes

  • nounThe anus.
  • nounA receptacle under a fire grate for collecting ashes.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

The word asshole or arsehole is a vulgarism used to describe the anus, and often used pejoratively to refer to people.

“Asshole” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#assholes across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #assholes straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/assholes