#allthecoffee

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #allthecoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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5
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
4
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
1.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-10 12:44 UTC
2
11-04
0
11-05
1
11-06
1
11-07
0
11-08
1
11-09
0
11-10

5 uses by 4 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-10 12:44 UTC
#allthecoffeeneedednow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#allthecoffeenow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-10 12:44 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3117 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.2

Top of the latest posts

  • "If you do not let me be continue to be abusive on your community forums, staffed by volunteers for a free opensource project, I will take my (non!) business somewhere else!" Oh no. Not that. *Drinks coffee.* So, anyway. #AllTheCoffee

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 5↻ 12026-10-09 12:21 UTCView post →

  • Decisions like, who can I pardon for cash, will Russia let me and my family move there, can I get the DOJ to arrest all Democrats in Congress and not call it a "coup"? How can I screw Ukraine? *Drinks coffee.* Tough decisions. #AllTheCoffee

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 3↻ 02026-11-04 17:49 UTCView post →

  • *Reads #RSSFeed and puts down coffee.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA! *Breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAA- #AllTheCoffee - People From 50- to 61-Years-Old Are Reportedly the Least Freaked Out by AI https://giz

    Jan "Coffee So Good" Dembowski@jan_dembowski♥ 3↻ 02026-08-19 12:24 UTCView post →

#allthecoffee across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #allthecoffee straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/allthecoffee