#alarminglybad
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #alarminglybad from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-11 00:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-11 00:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #alarminglybad.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-11 00:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~15650 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 6.4
Top of the latest posts
COMIC: Beverage He calls them like 3 times a week #comic #webcomic #galbor #alarminglybad
COMIC: Recharged I’ve never related to my phone more #comic #webcomic #tired #alarminglybad
COMIC: Covered Paper is a lover, not a fighter. #parenting #rockpaperscissors #comics #webcomic #alarminglybad
#alarminglybad across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #alarminglybad straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/alarminglybad