#AdviceToAliens
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #AdviceToAliens from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-13 20:27 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-13 20:27 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #advicetoaliens.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-13 20:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~94 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (39) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
You demand our Leaders? Sure! Here ya go! Enjoy! Ah yes Ketchup is included inside. But beware don't snack and fly, they contain a shitload of drugs! What do you mean not Fresh? Best we can do :blobcatgooglyshrug: #AdviceToAliens #HashtagGa
This generally works quite well... 👽 🤪 #AdviceToAliens #HashTagGames #FunWithHumans #ServingSuggestion
#AdviceToAliens #HashTagGames "I'd take you to our leader, but he's a lower life-form who does not represent who we are as a people." 👽
Trump & Epstein were business partners.@MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social♥ 1↻ 52026-06-20 11:19 UTCView post →
#advicetoaliens across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/advicetoaliens