#absolutetruth
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #absolutetruth from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #absolutetruth
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-12 18:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-12 18:53 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-12 18:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~31249 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (11)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
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Top of the latest posts
There is only two genders: male & political. The latter is not allowed to exist in video games. Also, our lord & savior King James invented pronouns to punish the political gender for stepping on snek after he said "no step on snek", cuz th
The Linguistic Drift from Architectural Error to Eternal Wreckage 3,056 words, 16 minutes read time. We have sanitized our vocabulary because we are terrified of the cost of truth. We took words that once carried the exact weight of a colla
# Young Earth Theme Song(very trustworthy, never debunked) Dinosaur bones is a trick, to trick us into doubting Jesus! Dinosaur bones is a trick! And the devil is the trickster! Dinosaur bones don't exist! They trick us into doubting Jesus!
#absolutetruth across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #absolutetruth straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/absolutetruth